Stay Classy, FOX

Oh, joy, Geraldo and Greta have something to do this weekend.

“Enliven.” Really?

I’m reminded of a zinger from an amusing, but otherwise unremarkable film:

“I know you’re just a reporter, but you used to be a person, right?”

I suppose somebody must watch this stuff (otherwise, why the relentless, panting coverage?), but I have a strict change the channel policy whenever they do these stories. Or the kidnapped-coed-of-the-month. Or any time Shep Smith shows up.

Thanks to Kevin.

~ by Gabriel Malor on December 12, 2008.

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