Take Your Stinking Paws Off Me, You Damned Dirty [Monkey]!

India has monkey problems.

“Monkeys are wreaking havoc in my constituency by taking away mobile phones, toothpastes, sipping coke after opening the refrigerators,” Hiren Das told Assam state’s assembly.He said the primates were “even slapping women who try to chase them”.

Religion and human expansion are blamed. Are they cylon monkeys?


~ by Gabriel Malor on November 19, 2007.

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